Her blood type is ragu, her belt size is the equator, and she has to iron her pants in the driveway every morning.
She's Fatty Patty and she's livin' large! With more rolls than a bakery and more chins than a Chinese phonebook, she's so big she's got her own zip code.
Take this jumbo whore home with you tonight (if you can carry her). Her love holes are begging for your pleasure rod!
90-Day Warranty
All Pipedream non-rechargeable (battery-operated) or non-vibrating products qualify for a 90-day warranty. This warranty is valid from the date of purchase against mechanical failure or manufacturer defect. Claiming on the 90-day Warranty requires proof of purchase within the warranty period. Edible products are non-refundable.